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3.02.2010

Summer Night, A Portraiture

Photo by SHMKR;
Written by Eli Coon:

Portland, A Portraiture

"It had that classic American feel. The night, not the city. Western cities could never have that kind of appeal. It’s not that they don’t have imitations of all the east coast commodities, they just don’t have the character. It took longer than a century to build that experience, and cities like Boston, and Philadelphia- even they weren’t born with it. Portland is a child in America, and while that sleek, cocky swagger might seem eternally debonair in European cafes and crémeries, this is America. And In America, experience is sexy. And that sleek American night was just asking to be plundered. It was the sort of summer night where anything but rolling down your window seems like blasphemy. Rolling down your window because even at sixty, the air is so warm that it couldn’t put a chill in your body. It was the sort of summer night for mischief. Lucky for us, mischief is what we do best."

Old Spice

The Greatest Magician

Out Of A Forest from Tobias Gundorff Boesen on Vimeo.

Wieden+Kennedy, A Portraiture

Wieden+Kennedy, A Portraiture

3.01.2010

Afro Samurai; Theme Song

The RZA

Afro Samurai from Dennis the Mennis on Vimeo.

Boat Rack, A Portraiture



Emi Foster, A Portraiture

Emi Foster, A Portraiture

Radio Show Contest

Station 97.5 was hosting a competition wherein callers would give a common word in english vernacular that wasn't in the dictionary, then use it in a sentence. About three minutes into the competition a man called: "Hi, me name's Dave." DJ: "Hey Dave, so what's your word?" Dave: "G-O-A-N, pronounced 'go-an'". DJ: "That's great! I don't believe that is in the dictionary! Now, can you use it in a sentence for us?" Dave: "GO-AN F*** YOURSELF!" There was a silence, then the sound of the call ending. After a few minutes, the DJ had regained his energy and continued the competition. Five minutes had passed when another call came in. DJ: "So what's your word?" Caller: "Smee" DJ: "You're right, I don't believe that's in the dictionary! Use it in a sentence?" Caller: "Smee again, go-an f*** yourself!"

Christopher Reimann, A Portraiture

Christopher Reimann, A Portraiture

2.28.2010

New York City

The Sandpit from Sam O'Hare on Vimeo.

Autumn, A Portraiture

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Little Red Riding Hood.

A few days ago I posted a modern rendition of Goldie Locks, so I am now following it up with another classic re-make: Little Red Riding Hood:

Slagsmålsklubben - Sponsored by destiny from Tomas Nilsson on Vimeo.

Blue Team

Catlin Gabel Mock Trial Team Blue will be going to the States. After a strenuous and testing day at regionals in which both Team Blue and White did very well, Team Blue placed fourth, allowing them to move on to the next level along with Lincoln and St. Mary's. The competition will use the same court case, so they are already prepared, but you can be sure that won't stop Eli from and Leah from pushing full force the coming two weeks or so prior to the State Competition. Many people on the White Team expressed their joy and congrats to the Blue Team, but in secret, it was a rather unanimous agreement that though we were happy for them, we would not want to be in their place. For us, Mock Trial is over. We can breath again.

2.24.2010

Anne Gilleland, A Portraiture

Anne Gilleland, A Portraiture

The Pickled Czar

What would you be willing to do? And let the evidence show that nothing could be done. And understand that this was known by the aides well in advance. Apparently they gave the command, but she paid them to say it, you can tell. There's just that look in here eye; especially the third one, right above her nose. And Marx supplied the explanation: that capitalism causes despair. Unfortunately, so does revolution. The poor Czar, he didn't even know until it was too late, he was stuck in a pickle, stuck in a jam; well he was stuck from the very beginning.

2.23.2010

Goldie Locks.

Good Morning Mr Jenkins from Marty Stalker on Vimeo.

Slow

I apologize(?) for the drastic decline in posts recently. It's not that I've lost interest, I haven't; it is simply that I really have very little to write about. Class trip today. SYC Regatta coming up. Chaucer day coming up. Mock Trial dress rehersal for the final competition on Saturday. What's up with you? I want to know what you're up to and how life is treating you.

Henry Shulevitz, A Portraiture

Henry Shulevitz, A Portraiture

2.21.2010

RJD2, Let There Be Horns

How did I not know about this? RJD2's new piece, Let There Be Horns, from his new album The Colossus, is reverting back to his classic style. After his most recent and rather disappointing album The Second Hand, RJD2 appears to have dropped the pop-attempt and return to what he knows best. The video is detracting of the music itself, so I recommend you hit play and let the music go as you read on down the blog. If you do decide to watch the video, try to catch his cameo performance. Listen to some other of his new pieces on his MySpace page, but if you really want to hear him at his best, listen to one of his original albums, preferably Deadringer. Anyway, enjoy:

Around The World (Wide Web), A Portraiture

Blog exploration. Found a plethora of photos. Posted are only a few of the more appropriate.






I Don't Even Like Asics

But this is pretty wicked, regardless:

Asics Running Film from PostPanic on Vimeo.

U-Boat 1001 Diver Watch

Yesterday's Diet

I ate a pack of M&Ms, two Reeces, Cinnamon Pop Tarts, half of a chocolate muffin, some peanut butter, a Tasty-Cake, and a hot chocolate with one ton of whipped cream on top. Its cool though, I balanced it out with a bite of Hannah's apple.

2.20.2010

Wilson & Wilson, A Portraiture

Wilson & Wilson, A Portraiture
Will & Brandon Wilson

TEA!

Elemental - Cup Of Brown Joy from Moog on Vimeo.

View Counter

According to the infamously unreliable Flickr view counter, my photos now have over 2,000 views. The accuracy is debatable, but its impressive none-the-less.