Brett Mathes

I am not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
Cos the pheasant plucker's running late.

I am not a pheasant plucker,
I'm a pheasant plucker's son.
I am only plucking pheasants
Till the pheasant plucker comes.

I am a mother pheasant plucker,
I pluck mother pheasants.
I am the best mother pheasant plucker,
That ever plucked a mother pheasant!

Pass The Time

It's all about the plot, all about the story, all about doing something other than homework.

Start of Sailing Season

Wish me luck,
I'm back on the water,
its wet, windy and wild but its wonderful,
just wonderful to be back on the water.

Halloween

Chris Piascik from Quarter Productions on Vimeo.

Class Notes

The luminosity of the sun established a "general association of nations" que piensan that I may cease to be the tangent of 64.

Tobacco

Kaleb's Bag

Last year I "borrowed" Kaleb's messenger bag. It was made out of a sail, and was just calling for me. He never used it, so I didn't feel all that bad, and had intentions of returning it anyway. Well, it never got returned, and I've used the bag all sophomore year. The strap broke yesterday, and now I feel horrible.

Paint Paris

Reulf from Charlesque on Vimeo.

Mass Texting

I got chewed out by my friends for mass texting them. I asked four people if they wanted to hang, but I used the same message, just sent it to four different people. They took it as an insult, as if I didn't actually want to hang with them. I wouldn't have sent it to them if I didn't want to hang. It's not like I sent it to my entire contact list. From now on I will either begin every message with their name, so they know it's personal, or a disclaimer stating, "THIS IS A MASS TEXT".